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Total Medals Earned: 172 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,675 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/25/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points
The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points
Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Apples in the Tree

Children of the Grave Unlocked 1/28/11
5 Points
Reach the graveyard
Dreamer Unlocked 1/28/11
10 Points
You dream your life away
Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 1/29/11
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Mrs Nice Girl Unlocked 1/29/11
25 Points
You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil Unlocked 2/1/11
25 Points
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer Unlocked 8/11/11
50 Points
Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins Unlocked 2/1/11
50 Points
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls Unlocked 8/11/11
50 Points
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 Unlocked 8/11/11
100 Points
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Coward 5 Points Just leave

Medals Earned: 9/10 (325/330 points)

Bearboy and the Cursor

Tutorial be done, son! Unlocked 5/2/11
5 Points
Completed the first level, have a medal!
Cool DooD Unlocked 5/2/11
10 Points
Complete the Cool Zone
Bear Grilled 10 Points Complete the Hot Zone
Score Bandit 10 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 5000
Bear of Darkness 25 Points Complete the Dark Zone
Score Lord of DOOOOOOOOOOM! 25 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 10000
Waspa Stole my honey! 25 Points Get your Honey Comb back!
Lookin' Good! 50 Points Find the hidden Tophat
Now you're a BearMan 50 Points You found your balls, don't forget to play with them!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/210 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 10/16/11
10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins Unlocked 10/16/11
25 Points
find and kill a miniboss
Money well spent Unlocked 10/16/11
25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Cave 50 Points Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/160 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 3/1/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 3/1/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 3/1/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 3/1/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 3/1/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
PANTS ON FIRE! Unlocked 3/1/11
100 Points
Attain a very high speed.
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)

Cardiac Snowdrift

I am not a vegetable (maybe) Unlocked 2/10/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Iron Constitution 10 Points Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Ultimate Completion 25 Points What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Unanimous Approval 100 Points Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Frozen Arteries Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Somebody's got a Valentine! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cardinal's Carnal Quest

Hydrophilia Unlocked 8/10/11
10 Points
Where are you getting all that stuff from, anyway?
Sinner 5 Points Finish the first eight main rooms.
Cam Whore 10 Points Have you no shame?
Conspicuous 10 Points Gosh, you're really good at this!
Infatuated 10 Points Snap out of it!
Premature Evacuation 10 Points Get those hands back to work!
Too Much Coffee 10 Points Calm down!
Too Much Wine 10 Points Watch where you're going!
Trip 'n Slide 10 Points Wheeeeeeeeee!
Unrepentant 10 Points Finish the first sixteen main rooms.
Hot Shot 25 Points Score at least 45000 points in "Robot Rendezvous."
Leet Feet 25 Points Run at least 1337.0 meters in "Girls Gone Wild!"
You're Going to Hell 25 Points Complete your quest.
One Carnal Cardinal 50 Points Complete your quest from the very beginning without being jailed.
Satanic Lust 100 Points Complete your quest from the very beginning without being jailed, and with a final score of 666666 or higher.

Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/320 points)

Cave of No Return

No Return Unlocked 8/26/11
5 Points
Enter The Cave of No Return
Inquisitive Soul 5 Points View The Credits
Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points Enter The Mushroom Forest
Rain of Pebbles 10 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Sliding Princess 10 Points Slide A Fair Bit
Going On A Trip 25 Points Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Rain of Stones 25 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Sliding Queen 25 Points Slide Quite A Bit
Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Mother of Slide 50 Points Slide A Lot!
Stone Storm 50 Points Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
There But Not Back Again 100 Points Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/365 points)

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Quick Feet Unlocked 8/10/11
5 Points
Quickly move down the mountain.
Thrill Seeker Unlocked 8/10/11
10 Points
Flirt with death.
Ultimate Goatman Unlocked 8/10/11
10 Points
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Ultimate Fireman Unlocked 8/10/11
25 Points
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Ultimate Lederhosen Unlocked 8/11/11
50 Points
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Hooked 5 Points Play the game many times in one session.
Hot Toes 10 Points Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Ultimate Survivor 25 Points Reach a score of 1500
Ultimate Rockman 100 Points Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Medals Earned: 5/9 (100/240 points)